You might be a caffeine addict if :

You think sleep is for the weak.

Your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.

You ask, "Sleep? What's that?"

Your wife asked you to buy milk, bread and butter and you heard "buy coffee, coffee and coffee."

Your child's name is Nescafe.

You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.

Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.

You have on more than one instance, snorted instant coffee.

You suck on a used coffee filter whenever the can runs out of coffee.

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Why a Coffee is better than a Woman?

Coffee is cheaper.

Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.

You can have American, Kenyan, French, Italian, Irish, and Viennese. One right after the other if you like.

When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.

No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.

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Why must you be careful of coffee at night?

Because it might "mug" you!